Monday Funday

Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! Brrriiinnnggggggg. Brrriiinnngggggg.
Thhp, thhp, thhp. Creeeaaak. Kshhhhhhhh.
Vwoommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Shhhh-shh-shhh-shhh. Vwahhhhhhhhh!!!

Tip, clunk. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
Rooommmmmm. Clunk. Tip.
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Jingle.
Woosh, creeeak.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Bang, bang, bang. Eek! Crash.
Oh shi--Woah!!! Bang, bang bang.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrkrrrrrrrrkrrrrrrr.
ba-ba. ya-ya. Aglalala.

Ka-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Clunk.
Uh oh.
Ka-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ssshhhhppplllaaasshhhhh!!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Ka-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Clunk.
Uh oh.
Ka-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ssshhhhppplllaaasshhhhh!!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Thunk. Bang bang bang bang.
Tip, tip, tip. Fwump, fwump, fwump.
Boom! Bang! Blam!
Jingle, jingle, jingle.

Creeeaaaakkkkkkkkkkk.
Whaaaa!! Whaaaa! Whaaaaa!
Kuhthunk, kuthunk.
Creeeeaaaakkkkkkkkk.

Woosh, creeeak.
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Jingle.
Rooommmmmm. Clunk. Tip.
Tip, clunk. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Ahhhh.

Laughing Out Loud with Nescafe

Browsing Craig's List and drinking Nescafe coffee, I find myself laughing hysterically, well silently really, at the job offerings in Rhode Island for writers and finding myself clicking on Sex Writer's Needed.

I suppose this should tell me something about my persona.

Also, Bridget Jones' Diary; still an epic movie even on VHS.