Breaking Up

If you've ever noticed, the best break ups happen at night, usually after a fun filled evening, and possibly a steamy hot love making. This is commonly known as a "pity fuck". Well, enjoyment is had, for at least one of the party members, normally for the unsuspecting victim there is a great deal of joy.

Now, the reason behind the break up at night is so you do not have time to wallow in self pity. The emotions that one goes through physically and mentally exhaust you to the point where your body screams "FUCK IT!!", forcing you to collapse to sleep. It is the next day that really messes you up. Between crying in the bathroom at work, talking to co-workers and more sobbing in your cubical. Of course, I am speaking from a woman's perspective. The women will call their best friends, eat ice-cream and watch chick flicks. Oh, and never forget, that steaming hot bashing that damn bastard deserves.

Now, men, on the other hand, take a different approach to things. Instead of staying in, most men will call their "boys" up and go for a beer at the local club with prospects of reigning in another filly. Also, the ever saying of "Your girlfriend was a bitch any way. Good riddance. What a Cunt."

Ah, the C-Bomb. An ever favorite word of the male gender whenever they feel it is necessary to down a woman in the worst fashion. Half the time, they never mean it. They only say it to make themselves feel better for a time. Later in the night, if they are sober enough to remember, that is, they will think back on their relationship and wonder where everything went wrong. What they had possibly done to make her doubt. C'mon, hadn't he done everything to make her happy?

Obviously not.

Men, if you are wondering what it is you did wrong, just stop. You're never going to figure it out; nor pestering your ex's friends will reveal the answers you seek. Just drop it. Move on. You'll be driven crazy if you don't and then nasty labels like, stalker, for example, will put put to use. In the end, your throbbing ass in that cold cell will make you realize your mistake.

Women, if you're wondering what it is YOU did wrong, open your legs a little wider and just lay there and say the right things. You know what they are.